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What's up you must is another mail time and sometimes like a gift from above when you're sitting around planning what your podcast is going to be.

It just falls right into your lap.

And when you're planning on a new episode of mail time and you open up Twitter and you see that there have been declassified documents talking about the Soviet Union trying to unlock the powers of telekinesis.

Well, that's a little something I like to call mail time serendipity.

So throw all our other plans out the window, DVR talk, music talk, all of it's gone because we are talking about mind control my friends.

And it's funny we could we could talk about mind control whenever we want.

I mean, this has been going on for, you know, since the beginning of time, but some declassified documents come out and next thing, you know, where we got a whole

whole fucking world to dive into and it's not just the Soviets and that's, you know, we'll start with the Soviets because that's what these documents are about.

But if you don't think that we're doing it and that every other superpower in the world is doing it, you got another thing fucking coming, Bob, because this shit's been going on since the beginning of warfare and and science and all that shit people have been trying to do a little ESP on.

Yeah, since since magic, since anybody ever had the idea that magic might be real, they were like, we got a double check right out of the door that maybe we can do this stuff.

Well, yeah, honestly, you think about like the atomic bomb and even like gunpowder and and every like advancement at one point probably felt like magic like oh yeah, we're going to like have fire explode from our hands.

And yeah, we're going to have like this, you know, this one thing can eradicate an entire city. Yeah, okay, sure, man, what do you think you're you're a wizard, you're a warlock.

Well, they figured that shit out. So and and and no forget like we can't control it yet or maybe we just don't know that we can control it, but gravity.

That's magic.

Absolutely.

When you think about everywhere else in the universe, everything just floats.

But on earth, we all stick to it because we need to stick to it as the only way life can occur.

Like that's fucking magic.

How how can something just be so big that it sucks things towards it that doesn't make like that that's fucking magic.

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