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The 93X-Hapast morning show.

93 air.

The Thursday show.

Yeah, you never know what's going to happen.

Welcome to the 93X half-ass morning show.

Today's program will feature this and almost certainly that.

National Tequila Day.

Oh, I missed Tequila.

Don't do it. Really? Yeah, I miss Tequila. Don't do it.

Really?

Yeah, I love tequila. I've never had a bad experience with it like most people, so I've been very lucky. You're rare then. It's funny to say that because it seems tequila and Yeagermeister, most drinkers have a story about one or both. And then sometimes you'll hear people go, tequila, oh God.

No, I don't even want to think about tequila.

Absolutely. Drunkest I've ever been was on, we're drinking tequila. Drunk as you've ever been? By far. Was that the Tijuana Josh incident? Yes, it was. The year, I believe, was 1999. and yeah, we went out to the Cuervo Nation a couple years in a row, and yeah, they were

playing us with more tequila than any young guy should ever drink.

Things got away from you, huh?

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