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Britney's Gram

Barbara Gray and Tess Barker

Barbaragray, Society & Culture, Comedy, Music, Music Commentary, Britneyspears, Tessbarker, Arts, Instagram

4.6 • 761 Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2018

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Our girl loves an awards show, and it shows! Hot off the GLAAD awards in a very tiny and very shiny dress, Brit has a fun week on the gram, full of dancing, singing, and Sam's abs. Also - is Brit sending a secret feminist message to her new niece via meme?

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0:00.0	This is all you've known. This is all you've really known. This is what your life has been.
0:05.0	And so what's it like to be you?
0:07.0	What's it like to be me?
0:09.0	A book in Malibu is all you need.
0:13.0	Meow.
0:15.0	Meow.
0:16.0	You have to like sneak up on them when they're not expecting it.
0:20.0	That's a hot picture.
0:21.6	I wonder what it means.
0:23.6	Everyone has our own interpretation of what things mean to them.
0:27.6	Hello everybody, welcome to Britney's Graham.
0:31.6	We come to you live from Silver Lake California with some very exciting news about the one Miss Brittany Jean Spears.
0:38.4	It is true. I am Barbara Gray. I'm Tess Barker. And it's been a week. It's been a while.
0:44.0	It's been a week. The ground previously to this week has been dark for a minute.
0:47.4	We had a dark phase. We all kind of got through it. We did what we could. And then an explosion,
0:51.8	a flurry of activity. A Brit's explosion. So we realized that
0:56.8	she was gone because her sister, Jamie Lynn, had a baby. Congrats Jamie Lynn. So we're assuming
1:01.9	Brittany was in Louisiana with her sister. She was, yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah, because the kids were out there.
1:06.4	Yeah. So if you want to see Jamie Lynn's kid, she sold the pictures to people immediately.
1:11.9	Don't worry. It wasn't a cover story. It wasn't a cover story, but like her, literally her first
1:16.1	picture with her child is stamped with the people stamp. She couldn't even use like the regular
1:20.7	JPEG one. I think she's screen capped it off of people.com. She's screen cappedain. She's in full hair and makeup and her husband has a rat tail.
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