4.8 • 661 Ratings
🗓️ 14 January 2013
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Really, if you think about it, we are all just waiting to die. From the moment of birth, in a perpetual holding pattern to shuffle off this mortal coil sooner or later. Most of the time it doesn't bear thinking about. But then the wait suddenly becomes a whole lot less theoretical than it used to be.
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0:00.0 | Once again, Decoder Ring Theater presents another page from the casebook of that Master of Mystery, |
0:07.5 | that's Sultan of Sleuthing, Martin Bracknell's immortal detective Black Jack Justice, |
0:13.5 | starring Christopher Mott as Jack and Andrea Lyons as Trixie Dixon Girl Detective. |
0:27.6 | The name is Justice. |
0:29.3 | Jack Justice. |
0:33.1 | Forgive me if I enjoy the present tense a little too much, |
0:36.6 | rolling the is around on my tongue as though it were a fine wine, |
0:44.3 | or at least a form of the verb to be which is due to be replaced by the less warm and fuzzy was at any moment. The fact of the matter is that although I am still walking and talking, I am a dead man. |
0:50.3 | I suppose we all are if you think about it, but I'm being a touch more literal than is my usual want. |
0:57.0 | I suppose the end seems perfectly logical when you stop and think about it, though it certainly could have been less dramatic. |
1:03.0 | That would have been fine. |
1:05.0 | Nice to think that one merits a degree of melodrama, but when it comes down to the pinch, it sounds more fun than it actually is. |
1:12.6 | I never really stopped along the way to consider the ending I would have picked. |
1:16.6 | Some folks do. |
1:18.6 | It seems like kind of a silly exercise, really, though I do find myself quite suddenly a big fan of the now unavailable option, |
1:25.6 | years from now, peacefully, in my sleep. All of this is at least |
1:30.0 | somewhat beside the point. The point is I still have a job to do. One last thing to put right |
1:36.3 | before they put me in the ground, and I don't have more than a handful of seconds to do it in. |
1:41.3 | The clichés are true. It really does start to feel like slow motion. I can feel them |
1:47.0 | to the left and right of me in this semi-darkness. Feel them circling and closing in as I step closer to the light. |
1:54.0 | They think that they are the killers. And they are. But they are jackals circling a tiger. |
2:01.6 | And I don't say that out of any sense of pride in the fact, |
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