Well, happy birthday to black people.

This is your month.

This is your period.

It is Black History Month where we celebrate the birth of the blacks.

Now, if you don't know anything about their history, it's not because they don't have any of it.

It's because it's been secretly attributed to the wrong people.

Yes, I'm talking about the blacks who had the skin color frightened out of them, the good old mayo monkeys.

They're known in some parts of the world as crackers, or in American English, crackers.

These white people for centuries have been rewriting all of human history trying to tell you the Pleb

that they built Rome, that they built London. And in matter of fact, well, yeah, they're the

ones who destroyed Africa too. My name's Elijah Schaefer. Welcome back to another episode of

Nightly Offensive. We have a great show for you today.

Two in studio guests will be joining me in just a moment. We are talking about Black History Month,

or as some people say, Black History Month. Fat-back lesbians, everybody, get together, bring out your vibrators,

your dildos, open up a drink. Let's start the show.

Thank you. together, bring out your vibrators, your dildos, open up a drink. Let's start the show. All right.

Confetti of color coming out.

And because it's Black History Month, we need more color on the show.

I'll say, you know, I'll bring it some BBC on the show,

but then I realize this is a show for children as well.

So we won't be getting into that.

But we're talking about Black History Month.

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