Well, it's that time of year again, folks. It's Black Friday, a day of unbridled,

capitalistic greed, or a bunch of

capitalist materialistic pigs trample each other for

beanie babies and VCRs on sale.

My anti-Black Friday rhetoric hasn't been updated since 1997, by the way, but the daily wire team,

much to my dismay, has decided that we should bring you a special deal to celebrate for some reason.

Personally, I think it's too special. I think it's morally problematic, actually. That's my argument.

This is basically just theft. The daily wire is allowing people to steal. It's an occasion for sin.

The daily wire is acting now as a temptress. That's what I said. That was the argument that I made.

We were talking about it off camera. I was saying, no, this is wrong, but I'm in my home on

these coast and they're all in LA, so nobody heard me say it. I was just talking to the wall.

Anyway, fine. I'll tell you about all the great things that come with your daily wire membership.

When you're an insider, you get access to our live shows. You get two extra hours of Ben Shapiro

each day with the Ben Shapiro radio show, a banner-free experience on dailywire.com,

and access to the mail bag. As an insider, plus, you get the leftist tears tumbler. The

leftist tears tumbler is really great. I'm very proud of it myself. That's why I have it all

the way in the background there. You can barely see it off to the side. But there's so many things

you can do with it. You can drink out of it. You can drink out of it, and so on. Just the

possibilities are endless. Just the other month, we released our new tier, all access, where you get

the opportunity to interact with the team here at the daily wire on our new website app. You

can chat with me, Ben, Jeremy, Andrew Klaven, Michael Knowles. Occasionally, we'll even

unshain the writers from the radiator and the basement where we keep them, let them come up into

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