Black Days & Red Flags for the Golden Voice – January 12, 2026
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2026
⏱️ 152 minutes
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Summary
- Ted Williams needs help, Golden Globes review, Whitney Cummings on Joe Rogan, Nick Reiner’s murderous excuse, Heated Rivalry, and the man with the World's Smallest Penis.
- The NFL Playoffs are set. Degenerate gambler, Marc Fellhauer, has the bets for YOU!
- Ted Williams was in Marty Supreme, but it appears he has fallen on hard times recently. Check out his GoFundMe to help.
- 2026 Golden Globes: Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner bickered. Nikki Glaser was “meh”. Teyana Taylor cried and cried with her butt cleavage showing. The UFC did a stupid bit. Seth Rogen was funny. Amy Poehler won the inaugural Podcast Golden Globe. Macaulay Culkin is alive. JLo wanted to you to masturbate to her. Pamela Anderson forgot to wear her makeup. Fran Drescher struggled to spit out some words. Wanda Sykes had some zingers.
- Nick Reiner is blaming the drugs (and his fat ass) for murdering his parents.
- Michael Phillips has the world’s smallest dong and wants to tell the world.
- Whitney Cummings appeared on The Joe Rogan Experience. Her YouTube numbers just don’t add up.
- Drew Crime: Michael David McKee is a blockhead and a murderer. A Deadly American Marriage is a wild documentary and now the murderer Molly Martens is living her best life.
- McDonald’s is moving their HQ out of Chicago. They’re being sued because the McRib has no rib meat.
- Zohran Mamdani’s aide sees a lot of white supremacy in the form of housing.
- How much money can you take out of the US?
- Stuttering John Melendez got totally BOMBED on his podcast last night.
- Heated Rivalry is so hot right now… and gay.
- Merch remains available. Click here to see what we have to offer for a limited time.
- If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon)
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Drew Lane show. |
| 0:02.2 | I'm going to be mayor of Titty City with my don't know the mayor. |
| 0:09.3 | Oh, what's popping? |
| 0:11.0 | We're on into Deals and Indeed.com Studios for another show. |
| 0:16.6 | Trudy and Mark, Brandon, Roberto on site. |
| 0:21.8 | And, of course, Hall Financial's giving away our stuff. |
| 0:24.7 | Just call Hall 866. |
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| 0:26.8 | Pick up some merch from the show just for calling. |
| 0:29.7 | All you have to have is a mortgage and answer a couple of quick questions. |
| 0:33.6 | Hall Finance, you know the name. |
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| 0:54.7 | Nice. |
| 0:55.1 | From the podcast, call 866 Call Hall. |
| 0:58.4 | You just have to answer some questions? |
| 1:00.5 | Yeah, just a couple. |
| 1:02.0 | I already got your answers. |
| 1:03.7 | Never, three inches. |
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| 1:09.0 | If you get Bentley, that might work. Call first.com slash drew. I'm wearing my new merch. I love this stuff. This is good. Yeah, it looks good. Oh, you got the 1% one. Yeah, and the store is not closed. Those buttons are straining. You can still go to our website and click the shop tab, and the molds have not been broken. |
| 1:29.0 | No, that's true. I like that shirt. That shirt didn't sell. I thought that was going to sell really well. Oh, the cell phone shirt? The 1% cell phone? Yeah. Well, that dig it. There's a show on it. Go and check it out. We have four new shirts. They look good. Football. So we've got everything all set |
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