Black Coffee, Black Eyes, Can't Lose

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.8 • 7.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2020

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who tattooed his face and turned his eyeballs black, a pregnant wife who saved her husband from a shark, a man who found an escaped prisoner, a man who went berserk after having five coffees, a woman who was arrested and had a lot of drugs inside her body and an 89 year old pizza delivery man who got a very nice tip!

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:03.6	I'm Kara Clank.
0:07.7	And I'm Lisa Trigger.
0:08.9	We're comedians and hosts of That's Messed Up, an SVU podcast on exactly right.
0:13.8	Every Tuesday we take you through an episode of Law and Order SVU, the crime it's based
0:17.5	on and chat with Celeb guests from the episode.
0:20.0	Listen to That's Messed Up on Amazon Music, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:26.4	This is Justin from The Generation Y and we're doing a four part series unraveling the
0:30.7	story of Khalif Browder, a young boy falsely accused of stealing a backpack and held at
0:35.5	Riker's Island for three years without trial.
0:38.6	This story is about a young life caught in the middle of the justice system.
0:42.6	Listen to Generation Y on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:46.7	This might be my favorite.
0:48.7	I'm already laughing.
0:52.5	I don't know if I can be on the save without laughing.
0:57.7	A man covered his face with tattoos and turned his eyes black.
1:02.0	He says it cost him his kindergarten teaching job.
1:05.5	Yeah, I agree.
1:06.5	It did.
1:07.5	All right.
1:08.5	Let's get it to some bananas.
1:09.5	If I said something bad, look to your world on its head, would you believe it?
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