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I've Had It

BJ’s for PJ’s with Ashley Longshore

I've Had It

Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.718.9K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2023

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Jennifer, Pumps and renowned artist Ashley Longshore try to connect the dots between self-diagnosed food allergies and not being able to shut up about it.  Also, what would you endure to be able to have your own Gulfstream? 

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0:00.0

Well, I promise what have you had it with this week?

0:08.0

What I have had it with is the inefficiency of people in the self checkout line.

0:15.0

Oh yeah.

0:16.0

It's not that hard to do it.

0:18.0

So this is what happened the other day.

0:20.0

I need like three things.

0:21.0

So I run in, I don't even get a cart I just I'm holding them in my

0:25.6

hand I go to the self check out 25 or less so I'm thinking this will just be a

0:30.8

one minute deal there are guys, one girl and one old man

0:35.4

they were at least 100 years old they were so old. They weren't the problem.

0:40.3

There was this girl that I would say was probably 30ish

0:43.7

She had her cart she was getting like one item from the cart

0:48.6

Walking over to the scanner scanning it the two old people finished before her. I finished before

0:56.2

her but while I was waiting on her I envisioned that I was taking my items and like chunking them as hard as I could at her and they were hitting her on the head and it was knocking her down because I was just homicidal of how inefficient she was.

1:12.0

Yeah. I mean why the fuck does it take so long? Why don't you

1:17.2

have all your stuff ready to bar scan? Don't go back to your cart every

1:22.0

time, pull your cart up there.

1:23.8

Like, so there's some serious self-checkout edit

1:26.2

that needs to be instituted across the board.

1:28.7

I agree.

1:29.2

And I think what I find most remarkable about this is that you are good at self-checkout.

1:36.5

I'm not the best. Now I've gotten better. In the beginning I was really hard, but now I can

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