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The Midnight Air

Bizarre Origins of Everyday Phrases!

The Midnight Air

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Plus I reveal why American Airlines really made me sad, highlight my Halloween in Rochelle, emails from listeners, The Tribune with Rhonda, and the Holi-Days like, Love Your Red Hair Day!

As a bonus for Premium Subscribers there’s some jazz for your listening enjoyment. 

Thank you to Aaron Brungardt for engineering, mixing, and production expertise, Geoffrey Tice for artwork, Bobby TBD for theme music, and All Things Comedy for their support, production, and distribution.

Email the show at themidnightmailbag@gmail.com!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, everyone. This is the midnight air. I'm glad you're here, whether you're winding down, your day, your night, killing some time walking the dog.

0:20.5

If you're a psycho who listens to

0:23.2

podcast while you work out, I will never understand your willpower. I don't. I just, I, I need music.

0:35.5

I would actually probably take silence over listening to a podcast.

0:40.4

Now, if you can do it, I know I called you a psycho,

0:43.3

but it's only from my perspective, not a blanket statement.

0:47.5

Because if you can do it, kudos.

0:51.7

You get to be entertained while you work out.

0:54.4

I don't have that gear in me.

1:00.8

I need mainly hip-hop and rap.

1:06.1

Some pop.

1:08.1

Even more rare than some pop would be some metal but most of you are driving or sleeping

1:19.3

and in the future why in the future you could do both right now if you want. Don't. But I suppose you could. Something else you could do. Segway. Come see me. I'll be in St. Louis. This is starting soon, guys. This is the end of next week. At the Flyover Comedy Festival in St. Louis, the 13th, 14th, 15th, and 16th, live dumb people town, me and the

1:45.7

Sclars, and everybody's boy from South Carolina, Rory Scoville. The next weekend, all this is coming

1:54.2

up so fast. I feel like I've been talking about it forever. Bloomington, Indiana, on the 22nd

1:58.9

Habitat for Humanity Charity show. All proceeds go to Habitat for Humanity.

2:05.0

So go to Daniel Van Kirk.com if you would like to come see me live.

2:14.3

The reason I just had a little bit of a stoppage in my thought process is i just got a

2:22.1

late night text from kail canaan says you up joking it confirms that i will be doing the monday

2:28.3

show on the 24th of november foraan's giving in Chicago, Italia Hall.

2:40.1

You can go to Kyle Canane at Kyle Canane, probably Kyle Canane.com

2:44.9

if you want to get tickets for that.

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