Are werewolves and black-eyed kids running amok in Staffordshire?

Are horses covered in blood, a sign of the apocalypse?

Why are landlords licking their chops over lunar real estate?

All of this and more coming to this month's bizarre news.

And let me tell you, there's some bizarre stuff happening.

I was going to say this weird stuff going on.

There's some strange, strange things happening in the neighborhood.

And I hope you like our ties.

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We're going to change the format up a tiny bit

it's gonna be more like roundtable discussion rather than like immediate post uh broadcaster discussion

because we want to because we want to it is a very good reason for it because we want to that's that's

why but without further ado let's get into the bizarre news.

Oh, no, that's not the werewolves of London, but close.

Paranormal experts say that a portal might be open in an English forest that's letting what in?

Werewolves, black-eyed kids, and other beasts.

Now let's all hear our collective, hmm, a validity.

For all the folks who check their doors before they go to bed, not once, not twice, maybe three times.

You're validated.

But this wide open portal in Kanak-Chay, Staffordshire, is supposedly a paranormal hotspot with a bunch of sightings of things like black-eyed kids, werewolves, and more.

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