Bix Banderson vs the Universe 15
Decoder Ring Theatre
Gregg Taylor
4.8 • 661 Ratings
🗓️ 7 March 2020
⏱️ 11 minutes
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Summary
The biggest, baddest, most-all consuming Cosmic Empire ever known is about to meet its match:
An eleven-year-old Earth Boy, on the run from summer camp.
Decoder Ring Theatre presents Bix Banderson Vs. The Universe, an intergalactic adventure par excellence written and read by Gregg Taylor, with additional voices by Clarissa Dernederlanden, Tessa Taylor and Maxwell Taylor as Bix Banderson!
This week: Chapter Fifteen – In which a dramatic entrance is made.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Chapter 15 |
| 0:06.6 | It was six seconds before Bix Banderson reappeared, but it was a long six seconds by anyone's count. |
| 0:15.2 | He rose, impossibly from thin air, hands on his hips and a cocky grin on his face. He was six or eight feet |
| 0:22.6 | away from the edge of the building, seemingly floating in the middle of nowhere, and gradually |
| 0:26.7 | rising into full view, cape flapping dramatically in the wind. He looked very pleased with himself, |
| 0:33.1 | even by his standards. You hear that, everybody? He called me Bix. |
| 0:39.3 | No one spoke. |
| 0:41.3 | The face of every person on the rooftop was frozen in astonishment, |
| 0:45.3 | as were all of the faces in the great hall below, |
| 0:47.7 | and the hundreds of millions of faces glued to screens around the planet. |
| 0:52.0 | What the actual snib is going on? |
| 0:55.1 | Echo called at last. |
| 0:57.7 | Vicks's boots floated into view, and with them came the explanation for everything. |
| 1:02.7 | He was not actually floating at all, but standing on a new-looking but somehow very familiar |
| 1:09.0 | spaceship. |
| 1:10.7 | Twin Tom Tom-Tom guns folded out of the ship on either side of the fuselage. |
| 1:14.8 | Shieldbuster 7 photon missile arrays whirled and ready to launch. |
| 1:18.3 | The forward laser array glowed green with pulsing energy, prepared to let fly in an instant. |
| 1:24.0 | Keep your hands off of my captain. |
| 1:27.6 | The ship's voice roared. |
| 1:30.1 | Freebird! |
| 1:31.7 | The rest of her crew cried as the queens of Grathol raised their hands in surrender. |
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