Bix Banderson vs the Universe 12
Decoder Ring Theatre
Gregg Taylor
4.8 • 661 Ratings
🗓️ 15 February 2020
⏱️ 18 minutes
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Summary
The biggest, baddest, most-all consuming Cosmic Empire ever known is about to meet its match:
An eleven-year-old Earth Boy, on the run from summer camp.
Decoder Ring Theatre presents Bix Banderson Vs. The Universe, an intergalactic adventure par excellence written and read by Gregg Taylor, with additional voices by Clarissa Dernederlanden, Tessa Taylor and Maxwell Taylor as Bix Banderson!
This week: Chapter Twelve – in which things get worse at least three times.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Chapter 12. |
| 0:07.3 | We need to leave. |
| 0:09.0 | Thera said with a stomp of her feet on the uneven ground of the bridge. |
| 0:12.2 | So you keep saying. |
| 0:13.9 | Echo shrugged. |
| 0:15.0 | You keep telling me, and I keep telling you to tell the captain. |
| 0:19.0 | I can't tell him anything. |
| 0:20.9 | Thera snarled. |
| 0:22.5 | No one can, Echo said with a shake of his head. |
| 0:26.0 | Listen to me, Robot. |
| 0:27.7 | We are in the badlands that serve as the border, |
| 0:30.3 | between the lands of my people and the treacherous tribe of Windmere. |
| 0:34.4 | Every skim run and attack drone on the planet is closing in on us. And your captain |
| 0:39.0 | has spent the last hour crawling through service conduits in a ridiculous effort to save this |
| 0:44.1 | doomed ship. |
| 0:45.0 | She's right, Echo. Freebird's voice was weak and cracked with interference. |
| 0:50.9 | You should save yourselves. Save the princess, and then the earth. Do it for Biggs. |
| 0:59.3 | What am I even listening to, 13 said from the floor where he had lain like a pile of dirty laundry |
| 1:04.3 | since the ship crashed with his hands and feet still tied? That is a computer. This is just a spaceship. |
| 1:12.7 | There are other spaceships on Grathol. |
| 1:18.3 | Let's just go already. I wouldn't be in such a hurry, Jabdark. Echo said coldly. |
| 1:21.9 | If Freebird doesn't make it, I say you go with her. |
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