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Decoder Ring Theatre

Bix Banderson vs the Universe 07

Decoder Ring Theatre

Gregg Taylor

Stories For Kids, Fiction, Kids & Family

4.8661 Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2020

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

The biggest, baddest, most-all consuming Cosmic Empire ever known is about to meet its match:

An eleven-year-old Earth Boy, on the run from summer camp.

Decoder Ring Theatre presents Bix Banderson Vs. The Universe, an intergalactic adventure par excellence written and read by Gregg Taylor, with additional voices by Clarissa Dernederlanden, Tessa Taylor and Maxwell Taylor as Bix Banderson!

This week: Chapter Seven – In which things get increasingly improbable

Transcript

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0:00.0

CHAPTER VII

0:05.0

Robots don't sweat.

0:10.0

This is just an inarguable fact.

0:13.0

Sweating is a response by some warm-blooded species to regulate internal body temperature.

0:19.0

Sweat is released from a series of tiny specialized glands

0:22.0

throughout the epidermis,

0:23.3

and the evaporation of that liquid causes an exothermic exchange

0:26.6

that results in a small amount of body heat being lost to the environment.

0:30.5

Useful for primitive species and animals,

0:33.2

but otherwise it is outmoted, unnecessary, and socially awkward.

0:37.2

But many species also sweat when they are nervous.

0:39.9

And if it were even remotely possible for him to do so,

0:42.9

Echo would have been sweating buckets.

0:45.7

He felt it should probably be the captain doing this.

0:49.0

It was not actually a breach of procedure for the ship's robot to do it,

0:52.2

but the captain would normally interface with the lead officer of a security force prior to a prisoner transfer unless there was some

0:58.0

pressing problem. But Captain Bandersen had no idea how anything was supposed to work, and would

1:03.2

certainly get them all killed if he were entrusted with any interpersonal relations. He would

1:07.5

high-five the lead guard of the prisoner detail or something, "'and their paper-thin cover story would be blown.

1:13.3

"'Not that they really had a cover story of any kind.

1:15.9

"'That was part of what was winding echo up so tight.

1:18.7

"'They were obviously the wrong ship in the wrong place at the wrong time

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