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Weird Darkness: Paranormal & True Crime Stories

Bitterly Cold With a Chance of Falling Frozen Iguanas

Weird Darkness: Paranormal & True Crime Stories

Darren Marlar

History, True Crime, Society & Culture, Documentary

4.64.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

Florida's latest weather forecast includes something most meteorologists never thought they'd predict… falling frozen lizards.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

When police officer Matt Klein returns to the quiet coastal town of Marshport, he hopes

0:08.7

for a fresh start with his family.

0:11.4

But a series of brutal, inexplicable deaths begins to unravel the town.

0:16.7

At the center of it all is an ancient evil bound to a seemingly harmless gift of an antique

0:22.3

advent calendar, a relic, counting down to the night when the light of Christmas goes out.

0:28.9

As the days slip by, strange voices whisper through the walls, people go mad, and reality

0:35.3

itself starts to crack.

0:43.9

The deeper Matt digs, the closer he comes to facing an evil that has been waiting for him for years.

0:50.9

Now with his wife and sons in peril and the final door of the calendar looming, Matt must confront the truth.

0:57.1

Some traditions were never meant to be completed. 24 days. 24 doors. All leading to one unholy Christmas Eve. Advent of Evil, a 24-episode

1:09.9

event on Weird Darkness beginning December 1st,

1:13.7

or get the entire novel at Weirddarkness.com slash advent of evil. Something unusual happens when temperatures drop in Florida.

1:35.6

The weather forecast starts including warnings that sound like a rejected plotline from a disaster movie.

1:41.7

Meteorologists find themselves typing phrases they never came across

1:45.0

in weather school. The National Weather Service issues alerts about falling reptiles.

1:51.1

I'm Darren Marler, and this is Weird Dark News.

1:54.2

On November 10, 2025, parts of South Florida received a weather warning, unlike any other state experiences.

2:03.3

Temperatures were expected to dip into the high 30s, and with that chill came an official

2:08.0

advisory about cold-stunned green iguanas potentially falling out of trees.

2:13.5

The phenomenon has become a near-annual occurrence, strange enough that weather services have

2:18.2

created unofficial falling iguana warnings to inform residents that the lizards they might

2:24.4

discover on sidewalks and pool decks are typically just temporarily paralyzed, not deceased.

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