Good evening everyone.

everyone your most trusted newsman is back again with more truth hard-hitting facts

and an update on Megan Fox's book of poetry.

It has not had the intended effect that I thought it was going to have, so I apologize.

It's an editorial retraction right at the top of the episode.

I thought everyone was reading it. I thought

everyone got it and everyone wanted to switch their concern for troubles in the

world to how machine gun Kelly treated her during her miscarriage.

Unfortunately it didn't grip the nation it didn't have the Taylor Swift effect

hopefully we can try maybe Kelsey and Taylor Swift's relationship can maybe sweep up the nation and get

us back on track to the things that we care about, which is where a billionaire is living, who's dating who, and what is the new line of a, I make a product

that the Kardashians are going to be shoving down ladies' throats.

That's what I want to know, which one of them's got a new face? I want to know which

Kardashian is looking like another Kardashian. How can we get back there? How can we get it back? I thought it was going to be Megan Fox's book of poems and it was not. It also wasn't this show.

So here's one piece of news that I hope we can all get behind. It is that a 71 year old

hiker died in Colorado and his loyal terrier stayed right by his side for months and lived somehow.

That's loyalty.

Can we get behind the loyalty of dogs?

And can we also get behind the fact that a 71 year old guy should not be going hiking without an apple

watch to say I'm lost I've fallen can we get this guy an apple watch can we get him one of those life alert things over here where he can go?

They couldn't find him for months, which means he wasn't just hiking through the park. The guy went out into the

wilderness and when you go out into the wilderness like that with just a dog, it's

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