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It's only a story Hey guys. This is Stephanie and I am here with Jesse.

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And we're here to bring you a special Patreon edition of where the books are buried.

They're buried in our apartment. In our bedroom mostly. And they're not buried. They're stacked. They're stacked in piles. They're stacked and they're, the stacks are becoming more and more and more like walls every day. Yes. So we have so many books and we talk about this often. But we plan to do this frequently for you guys because we are reading these books like crazy. They're short. They're easy to read. They're fun. Well, I mean, they're kind of fun. In my case, my book was only 300 pages, so. Yeah, I think mine's about the same. And it seems to be like what most of them are. Yeah, I think they rank, like most of them are like 400 pages, you know, 300 to 400 pages.

What was, what was yours exactly, like 400?

Um, let me check. Oh, actually, mine's less. Mine's not even 300 pages. 286. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's short. Oh my God, it is really short. I thought mine was really short because it was like 317. Yeah. And yeah, it's, I mean, as you'll see, a lot of the times of these books, you get sucked in by the awesome covers that they have and you're compelled to buy them. And as we'll find out with these, actually, both of these books that we got, you don't always get what you think you're going to get. Or you get exactly what you think you're going to get. Or that. In my case, it was pretty much what I thought was going to happen in the book ended up happening. Yeah.

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