So, this is the splattering gore department.

Welcome to another white-sized Satan.

This edition is the pathology Proversions.

I'm back, the mad scientist, dusting off my lab coat.

It's been a while.

I thought you were to say, firing up my Bunsen burger.

I thought you were to say dusting off your cooch.

Cleaning out my Erlenmeyer flask.

What else can I say? Is your work lab coat? Is your work lab coat really dusty? I mean, you wear it every day. Do you have your safety goggles? I'm not about my personal lab coat that has my name engraved on. Does your lab coat still have like diarrhea jizzam on it from when you still work in? They do issue new lab coats in every new lab you work in. But don't you, to just keep yours? So then through every lab you have like urine on it, poop on it, blood as you go through all the different labs. That's disgusting. All the flutes. You know, Erlenmeyer actually became a Nazi scientist for the space program. Doesn't surprise me. But isn't that what Jesus' technical or dream coat was? It was a lap coat? Yeah, it was a lap coat with all different specimens on it?

That makes sense.

And he shook it and the human race came out.

Got a little pee, you got a little poo, you got a little blood, you got a little stem cells, you got a little CSF, got little jizz. It's the primordial ooze. The secret sauce, if you will. Since Jesus was the son of God, do you think he got hemorrhoids?

Or do you think God, like, saved them from hemorrhoids?

Oh, I mean, he let him die on a cross, so...

Probably had him cross. of God, do you think he got hemorrhoids? Or do you think God, like, saved them from hemorrhoids? Oh, I mean, he let him die on a cross, so probably had a morguez.

Okay. So, my topic today is kind of a, it's a two-parter, it's a two-fer. And these for me,

I'm going back to my exciting roots in microbiology. And these are kind of, for me, they go hand in hand, and they are two of my favorite topics

talk about.

Botulism and tetanus.

Can I just say, wow.

Can I just say for botulism, that's all my mom used to say growing up, because me and my

brothers were obsessed with opening up cans and, like, eating half of it and putting it in the fridge just like that and she'd be like you can't do that because you're going to get botulism can you get it that way that's what mom told me I thought it was I thought it had to be a sealed can a swell a swall can yeah yeah if you go shopping for canned food and the it's bulging don't eat it what can you get from putting an

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