Bite-Sized Satan: It's a Cruel Summer When Your Build-A-Bear Boyfriend is Burned Alive
Say You Love Satan 80s Horror Podcast
80s Horror Podcast
4.5 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 9 August 2019
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Intellectual decay! |
| 0:03.0 | Turn it off, and watch of you please! |
| 0:05.0 | Hey! |
| 0:06.0 | Say you love! |
| 0:10.0 | Say, Thucet! remember when I bit you stuff the other night oh my god okay so you know he does weird shit in |
| 0:35.0 | asleep I mean maybe you guys don't know but he does weird we were sleeping right? I mean, maybe you guys don't know, but he does weird. |
| 0:57.1 | We were sleeping, right? And I was like on my side facing away from him. And all of a sudden, I just felt like a hard thing in your back. Like I'll bite on my shoulder. I was like, did you just bite me? And he was like, yeah. Did you mean to? Somebody, I don't know who the guy was, but he was attacking me and he was holding my arms. |
| 1:12.6 | So I just went, ah, and I tried to bite his neck and I sunk my teeth into his neck. And when I sunk my teeth into the guy's neck, I opened my eyes and Steph was crawling away from me, saying, like, did you just bite me? And I was like, yeah, I did. I was like, I was asleep, so like, it didn't, it was like, I thought, see, I thought he bit me, but I wasn't sure. |
| 1:12.6 | Jesse, you've got debate! And I was like, yeah, I did. It was like, I was asleep. So, like, it didn't, it was like, I thought, see, I thought he bit me, but I wasn't sure. |
| 1:14.6 | Jesse, you've got debate! One time he kicked the wall really hard. |
| 1:16.8 | Remember that time? Oh, my God, I kicked the shit out of the wall. I thought I would fucking put a hole through it. I was like, I was like, bam! I was like, oh my God! |
| 1:22.9 | I woke up in my fucking ankle. |
| 1:24.4 | I felt like it was like shattered. |
| 1:25.2 | He has this, I think it's a thing in his brain |
| 1:27.1 | where like his body doesn't shut down |
| 1:28.6 | and sleep like it does for everybody else. |
| 1:30.1 | Well, last night I got chased out of my bedroom by a crab spider that was attacking me. Oh, oh, shit. In my midsleep. It was one of those ones that I see that's not really there. He came out of the corner and I was like, you're not real. and then he was like, ha ha, I was like, I'm getting the fuck up out of here. And he was there. So we're in the process of cleaning our basement |
| 1:46.8 | and we have the fucking criders. out of the corner and I was like, you're not real. And then he was like, ha ha! And I was like, I'm getting the fuck up out of here. |
| 1:44.5 | And he was there. |
| 1:45.1 | So we're in the process of like cleaning our basement and we have the fucking criders in our |
| 1:48.5 | basement. |
| 1:48.9 | They're like cricket spider things. Oh, yeah. And they're fucking, they look like dinosaurs. They don't do anything. But like when they're scared, they jump at you. Yeah, no, you like that. |
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