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Say You Love Satan 80s Horror Podcast

Bite-Sized Satan: I watched a decade of horror movies and all I got was this sh**ty podcast

Say You Love Satan 80s Horror Podcast

80s Horror Podcast

Tv & Film, Comedy, True Crime

4.5573 Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2020

⏱️ 153 minutes

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Become a member of the Say You Love Satan Army today! Join us! www.patreon.com/sayyoulovesatanpodcast This episode: Top 10 of last decade Top 5 of 2019 *outro track "Zenith" by Ghost from the 2015 Limited Edition release of "Meliora". website: www.sayyoulovesatanpodcast.com email: sayyoulovesatanpodcast@gmail.com Please rate, review, and subscribe on iTunes! instagram: sayyoulovesatanpodcast artwork: Sam Heimer Support the show

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0:00.0

Intellectual decay!

0:03.0

Turn it off and watch a please!

0:05.0

Hey!

0:06.0

Say you love!

0:10.0

Say, Tho! Also, I showed the running man for the first time to a bunch of my coworkers, and they hated it, and I wanted to murder them all.

0:35.7

How the fuck do you hate the running man? It's got Arnold Schwarzenegger and it first and foremost.

0:39.4

I don't know.

0:40.3

Like that's all you fucking need to do. Like if you don't like a movie that he's in any movie, especially from that time period, you're just like, you're disposable. I was like, Willem Defoe in the lighthouse. I was like, come on. You did, you liked it, didn't you?

0:51.7

You liked the running man, did you?

0:53.2

Oh, uh.

0:54.3

Before we get started, I wanted to induct Ben into the inner circle as the official fifth member of Say Love Satan. Woo! Yes, he has been killing it. He's now the content manager. Ben's crying right now. For the website. We'll have the ceremonial orgy after this is over. he's also been doing a blog on our website, straight to hell home video, and it's fucking awesome. And I honestly, I see a little bit of myself in this precocious young, uh, Ointramensch. That's so sweet. So as is customary, Ben, and as we all have before, are you ready to take the Oaf? Take it. Take it. Take it deep. Take that deep inside your anus. Are you ready to take the oath? Take it. Take it. Take it deep. Take that. Deep inside your anus. Are you ready to take it? All right. Repeat after me. I. Benjamin mush push Russian words. I, Benjamin mush push Russian words. Do solemnly swear. Do solemnly swear. To uphold the values and traditions of say you love Satan. To uphold the values and traditions of say you love Satan. Can you feel that? Can you feel that? All shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Drowning deep in my sea of loathing. Drown and deep in my sea of loathing. Broken your servant, I kneel. Broken your servant, I kneel. Will you give it to me? Will you give it to me? It seems what's left of my human side. It seems what's left of my human side. It's slowly changing. In me. In me. Will you give it to me? Will you give it to me? Get up. Come on. God. Get down with the sickness. And when I change. No, mommy, don't do it again. Don't do it again. I'll be a good boy. I'll be a good boy. I promise. No, mommy, don't hit me. Ow! I need to hit me like that, Bobby.

2:34.7

Don't do it. You're hurting me. Yeah. So, cheers, Ben. Welcome, my man. Cheers. Welcome, man. Yay. So let's get started here then, dudeskies. What is this? We're going to start with our top 10 of the last 10 years. Oh, man. Oh, man. This was so hard.

2:51.4

It was fucking hard.

2:52.5

So what we'll do is we'll go around the room and... 10 of the last 10 years. Oh, man. Oh, man. This was so hard.

2:51.4

It was fucking hard.

2:52.5

So what we'll do is we'll go around the room and, you know, we'll obviously start number 10. Start number 10. And if someone else has that movie in their list, they'll chime in so you don't go back to it later. You understand? You understand? And I'll be posting this stuff on Instagram

3:06.5

if you're interested later

3:08.0

and you're like,

3:08.4

oh, I didn't get to,

3:09.2

you know,

3:09.4

I mean,

3:10.1

I feel like a lot of these movies

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