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Enrollments are now open for the Carl Smith Academy for learning, growing, doing and bettering.

This is without doubt the most prestigious primary school in the country.

Boasting a library with over 10 million books,

a gymnasium with facilities for every sport,

a laboratory that's literally shaped like a giant microscope.

And the largest theatre in the southern hemisphere where we put on Shakespeare and Hamilton.

Hey Carl buddy you're pretending you own a school again?

Yes.

I know it's just a weird fantasy of yours but that school is messed up what why it's the best

school ever everyone would want to go there it has so much cool stuff way

cooler than any other school.

Yeah, that's the problem. In your fantasy, you clearly had enough money to build the biggest,

fanciest, most spectacular school ever, and fill it with all that stuff.

Yeah, but part of the fantasy is that I found a treasure chest and used the gold inside to build the school.

Right. I still think some schools shouldn't be better than

others just because they have lots of money. Especially when only a small

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