Bite Me | Episode 1

How to Win Friends and Disappear People

QCODE Media

Fiction

4.6 • 572 Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Secretive vampire, meet obsessive neighbor. What could go wrong? Nancy Melendez lives a lonely, overworked existence in fast-paced New York City. She fills the deep emptiness she feels inside with an unhealthy true crime obsession… that is, until El moves in across the hall. Curiosity piqued, Nancy begins to obsess over this mysterious new neighbor, using her skills as a data analyst to track down any information she can. However, Nancy will soon come to regret their fateful meeting in the elevator. This episode contains Adult Language, Adult Content, and Violence. ~~ From QCODE, the makers of fantastic audio fiction like Narcissa with Diana Agron and Soft Voice with Naomi Scott. All 10 episodes will be available for free, but QCODE+ subscribers get early, uninterrupted access to new episodes. Learn more at https://qcodemedia.com/qcodeplus. ~~~ Produced by QCODE with Executive Producers Leslie Grace and Sophia Lopez. Written and directed by Sophia Lopez. Starring Leslie Grace, Soni Bringas, James Paxton, Rico Rodriguez, Katrina Bowden, and Carlos Alazraqui. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	At Accardo, you'll save 25% on your first shop and get free delivery, which means if you were to buy a four cheese pizza, you'd basically be getting one of the cheeses for free.
0:10.2	Save and splurge at Arcado, the online supermarket. Geographical and other restrictions. Minimum spend, 60 pounds and charges apply.
0:16.6	New customers only, maximum saving 20 pounds terms at Accardo.com. Something unexpected has arrived in Happy Meal. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Hello Kitty
0:25.5	and friends are teaming up for the ultimate collab. Joining your little ones on a fun-fueled
0:30.3	adventure. Some fun, some food, it's all inside this Happy Meal. Until the 2nd of February from 11am includes one pre-selected book or toy
0:39.4	whilst dots last. Hello listeners, be advised that this show is an immersive audio experience.
0:44.7	It may seem like sounds are coming from the sides or behind you. Listener discretion is advised,
0:49.6	as some content is not suitable for young children. Q Code presents How to Win Friends and Disappear People, starring Leslie Grace and Sony Bringas,
1:00.4	created by Sophia Lopez.
1:05.2	The trouble with humanity, at least to me, is it's earnest belief that we've broken out of the predator
1:11.9	prey cycle. What a joke. We're as imprisoned by it as ever. It's ingrained in us. And why
1:19.0	shouldn't it be? It's a dog-e-dog world. Men are dogs. Women are dogs, too. Feminism.
1:27.1	But there is one sole aspect of this phenomenon I've learned to take pleasure in.
1:32.8	Every now and then, in this terrifying dog-eat-dog world of ours, a dog encounters a wolf.
1:50.0	Uh, got a vodka straight and a skinny margarita? Let's get hella lit up in this cruise ship.
1:53.0	If you've had a good time on the open seas, make some bha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Make some may I think I might have had one too many.
2:06.6	No, no, no, my man.
2:07.6	Yeah, man?
2:08.6	Another round.
2:10.6	No, no more.
2:12.6	Oh, hey, come on, what are you a quitter?
2:15.6	Come on! Ah! Ah!
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