Bitcoin Millionaire Fail
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2026
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Summary
Imagine having MILLIONS of dollars.... And not being able to touch it! One man is stuck in a BIZARRE situation and people ALL over the world are trying to him help him!
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| 0:00.0 | Maybe the biggest fail we've ever heard, and for once it wasn't made by somebody on this show. |
| 0:05.8 | Hey, I'm impressed with us. |
| 0:07.4 | I feel like it just set up a little bit straighter in my chair. |
| 0:09.9 | It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and we all experience a little frustrating things that can instantly ruin your day. |
| 0:16.4 | Like when you're looking up an old flame online and you accidentally comments an eggplan emoji on one of their old photos. |
| 0:23.6 | I mean, maybe a like, Jeffrey, but whoops. |
| 0:26.9 | Or when you're opening a bag of chips that says tear here and you rip it right on that line. |
| 0:32.6 | Oh, I hate that. |
| 0:33.8 | And the bag explodes and the chips go all over the floor. |
| 0:36.4 | Or when they're like tear here and there's an arrow and they didn't have to tear, the pretty tear. I know. It's a hard world we live in. Oh, man. Or what about when you're tying your shoes and your junk gets caught in the laces? What the heck? Bro, how big is your shirt? Is that only me? No, me too. Oh, you grew too too. It happens to the best of us. But one of the most frustrating small things is when you're trying to log into something and you forget your password. Oh, it's so annoying. And then they want to know, like, what high school mascot I had. I'm like, I don't remember. Just a reset. You don't, the reset thing. What's my first car I drove? |
| 1:11.4 | I don't know. |
| 1:30.3 | Why did I choose that as my security question? Or I just keep adding numbers to it. Yeah. I'm like, what? How many numbers have I added at this point? Maybe it's not a huge deal if you're trying to access your Netflix account or your only fans profile where you can just reset and get a new password. But what if you completely forgot the password to something more important? |
| 1:33.3 | And you couldn't just hit, sorry, forgot my password button. |
| 1:37.2 | That's what's happening to a guy in San Francisco who's making news today. |
| 1:39.3 | His name is Stefan Thomas. |
| 1:42.9 | And years ago, he bought some of the cryptocurrency Bitcoin. |
| 1:45.0 | Oh, good for Stefan. Of course, his name is Stefan. |
| 1:47.0 | At the time, each Bitcoin was only worth about 12 bucks, so he loaded up and thought, |
| 1:52.0 | just for fun, why not buy a bunch of these and just see what happens. |
| 1:56.0 | Oh, my gosh. |
| 1:57.0 | $12? |
| 1:58.0 | I wish. |
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