Bit Season, Episode 175: If You're Born Ugly, You're Ugly

The Sports Junkies

Audacy

Sports, Comedy

4.6 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

For more than 25 years, The Junks have owned Washington D.C. sports radio, covering Commanders, Nationals, Capitals, Wizards, Hokies, Terrapins, and Hoyas news. Every weekday, childhood friends John-Paul “J.P.” Flaim, Eric “E.B.” Bickel, John “Cakes” Auville, and Jason “Bish” Bishop talk DMV sports, pop culture, life, and more. Plus, they regularly chat with guests like sportswriter John Feinstein, Nats GM Mike Rizzo, and Caps head coach Spencer Carberry.

Catch the Sports Junkies live Monday through Friday (5 a.m. - 10 a.m ET) on 106.7 The Fan, home of the Nationals, Capitals, and Hokies; Team 980, home of the Wizards, Terrapins, and Hoyas; or on the Audacy app. For more, follow the show on X @JunksRadio.

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0:00.0	Behind the scenes, behind the glass, there's no sports, it's Matt and Mad, two producers who happen to be homies, just churning on the junkies, yeah, it's bit season. What a time to be alive.
0:23.2	Bit season, couple of regular guys.
0:26.3	It's bit season.
0:28.1	Go have yourself a laugh.
0:30.6	It's bit season.
0:31.9	Aha.
0:32.7	Ha ha ha ha.
0:34.7	Welcome to bit season, everybody.
0:36.2	Episode 175, a big one.
0:38.7	I'm Drabb T-shirt.
0:39.6	I'm Matt Valdez.
0:41.1	And we have a very special guest with us in studio today.
0:44.8	Valdez on this show, we're able to do some segments that we probably usually can't do or wouldn't be able to do on the junkies.
0:52.6	Yeah.
0:53.1	And one of those things is to have some of our friends of the show come in and hang out with us.
0:58.7	And today we have.
0:59.7	I'm looking forward to this.
1:00.3	Yeah.
1:00.9	My main guy.
1:02.0	My new best friend, Dr. Doug Burka from the main center for advanced hair restoration in Chevy Chase.
1:09.6	Dr. Burka, how you doing?
1:10.8	I'm doing great. Glad to be here.
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