What most people think.

Hello and welcome to this week's episode of what most people think.

It is December.

My tree is up.

May, does that annoy you?

But it is up.

I couldn't get it up straight. There you go, straight in with the 1970s style. Innuendo, which I tell you what, in Greg Wallace week, maybe that's not the wisest thing. I'll bring in Alan Cochran here. I'm trying to gauge. It's great. First up, great to have you back on the show. I'm trying to gauge if you're a tree up at this point kind of guy.

I'm trying to gauge. It's great. First up, great to have you back on the show. I'm trying to gauge if you're a tree up at this point kind of guy. I'm thinking maybe not, but I'm also thinking that if you do it, you do it proper. And maybe there's spirit levels and all sorts to make sure it looks like. Oh, wow. See, people make so many assumptions about me. I think because I'm northern and I've got a deep voice

and I'm a sort of a decent size of human. Yeah, good. Yeah, yeah. People assume that I've got

sort of DIY and manual chops that I do not have whatsoever. But breaking news, we do actually

have a tree because I did a big food shop last week.

I can't remember if it's Aldi or Liddle that I happened to be in.

And they had Christmas trees outside.

And I just texted my wife like, should I get a Christmas tree already?

Which is not my personality.

You felt the warmth of the Christmas glow inside of you.

You had a moment.

It's beautiful.

Or it could be that I thought this will be the cheapest tree within two square miles of my home.

That certainly fits the brand and the accent a lot better.

I mean, I share the same thing for you.

I look like a guy that could sort of fix a low-level plumbing problem, but can't. But you can't. It's such a deceptive look as well, because people want that from us. They do. I mean, I'm going to go on to thank you and the fuck you this week. I'm going to praise the film Wicked, which is going to certainly piss off the base, so to speak. I've got a lot

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