Bit*h Better Have My Money W/ Michael Malice | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #092

The Roseanne Barr Podcast

Roseanne Barr

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2025

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Roseanne loves only one person on this planet- herself. But if ever there was a close second, it would be Michael Malice (mostly because Michael is a huge fan). The dear friends are together again, this time, Michael is here to collect his 1,000 bucks for winning the 2024 election bet made on the Tim Pool Podcast and to recollect on Roseanne’s famed career. This episode is for true fans of Roseanne.

MICHAEL MALICE:

https://x.com/michaelmalice

https://www.instagram.com/michaelmalice

www.youtube.com/@MichaelMaliceofficial

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0:00.0	Greetings, Earthlings, and welcome Rose Anarchus. Today I have a premier genius, a friend of mine,
0:08.0	one of the only people on Earth who I'm never, ever bored talking to because he asked me all
0:14.6	about me. And as you know, all you all know, I'd love to talk about me. But also, I don't get how smart this guy is. He's over my head.
0:24.5	So I'm going to ask him to break it down for myself and my audience. We're not no college-educated
0:30.5	motherfucker. You know, we're just regular people. Welcome to the Roseanne Barr podcast.
0:35.1	Oh, you see, my patience is growing thin.
0:42.3	Well, my guest today is, I guess he's famous and everybody knows him, but I just think of him as the guy I met at the mothership there in Austin, who I thought was a delightful person and asked
0:56.8	me a lot of questions so I could go off on my stories which my family's board hearing.
1:02.7	But anyway, Jake told me, he goes, Mom, you have no idea. Michael Malice is famous.
1:09.0	He's like one of the, what did you call him? One of the premier thinkers of our time.
1:13.7	I would say that. I mean, don't get a big head. But no, I'm a huge Malice fan. In fact, I didn't know
1:17.8	it was you when I met with Mothership either. I remember I was talking you for like 10 minutes and I'm like,
1:21.1	what's your name? Because I followed you, but I've never looked at your face. Oh. So he's like, my name's Michael Malice. I said, I know Michael Malice. But I think there's also a difference telling Roseanne Barr that I'm famous, because
1:31.0	let's have some perspective.
1:32.0	Well, you're the one that told her the first time, to be fair, when we were at your apartment
1:34.9	and you had that comic that Harvey Peacore or whatever wrote.
1:38.0	Harvey Peacar wrote a whole fucking comic about you. That's when I go, hey, this guy has some freaking large ass.
1:44.5	He said it. He said I'm famous. After like a year of us being friends. Yeah. Harvey, Pekar wrote a whole comic about you.
1:51.5	That's right. So I have hanging over my desk, Harvey and you, like my mentor and like mom. Oh, over your desk? Yeah, like looking down on me, like good luck.
2:01.9	Oh, that is true.
2:03.0	Watching over me.
2:03.9	Yeah.
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