You're listening to KFI AM 640, the Bill Handel show On Demand, on the Iheart Radio app.

KFI AM 640, Bill Handel here, it is a Saturday morning, three hours, fun, frivolity,

and telling you you have no case and hopefully ruining your life is what I live for.

All right, phone number, and it's top of the hour, first hour, which of course means best time of all to call.

The number 8005201534, 8005201534.

And, of course, we have lines open.

By the way, you've heard that phrase.

There's no such thing as a stupid question.

Well, listening to this show, there's not only such thing as a stupid question.

There are plenty of stupid questions that come into this show, which I've been dealing with for decades now.

And every time there is a question of astounding stupidity where I go out of my mind, it's only beat by a stupid question the next week or two.

Wow.

It is, you know, quickly before I get to the show, I want to tell you a story.

And the number here is 8005201534. Lines are open.

So when we have people here at my station, KFI, in Los Angeles.

Sometimes with advertisers, I'm asked to produce the commercial to help people who do it themselves

because some owners, businesses, managers want to do the commercials themselves.

Hi, I own the company.

And I always say I want two people.

I want the owner and I want the general manager because I want to choose one of two good commercials that we can look at because normally they can't both be horrible.

So inevitably one of them will do the spot and when we're finished I look at him.

Usually it's a him and I go you know I've been

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