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It is KFI, AM 640.

Bill Handel here.

It is a Saturday morning as we start the legal show.

Always great fun.

Three hours, three fun-filled hours, if I harass you and humiliate you hopefully or occasionally

I'll tell you yeah you actually have you have you have a decent case and you have to see a lawyer

which is generally my idea of pretty good legal advice as much as I hate to say that and the phone

number and it's always best time to call boy this is this is now my mantra. Top of the hour. First hour

is always the best time to call because you're going to get right in. The number is 800-520-1534, 800-5-20-1534.

And you'll be talking to Matthew, our screener, and you'll be asking you some questions,

giving you a couple of rules that, of course, you're going to ignore.

Like, don't ask Bill how he's doing.

You don't care.

Bill doesn't care.

You're going to ask me, how are you doing? Don't say good morning. You do anyway. So after we get through that crap, then you ask the question, succinct to the point, I don't want to hear long stories. It drives me completely nuts. By the way, it's a good point. Because when I tell you, for example, you have to go to small claims court or, gee, bill, I have a small claims court, what do I do?

I have a case.

What do I do?

I go, you make it as short as possible.

You start talking the way you're talking now and babbling and going through all of these mechanations and convoluting and conflating things,

judge is going to look at you and just go, get out.

I don't want to hear it.

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