Birthing Bad | SCP-2869
The SCP Experience
Dr. NoSleep Studios
4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 28 November 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Anna, I've got a new secret weapon for print. |
| 0:02.2 | Print? |
| 0:02.9 | Vista print, right? |
| 0:04.0 | That's not a secret. |
| 0:05.6 | Print everything for your business with VistaPrint. |
| 0:08.0 | Business cards, stickers, t-shirt, signage, even photo books from your last holiday. |
| 0:12.0 | If you need it, we print it at vistoprint.co.uk. |
| 0:23.3 | Listen, guys, can't we talk about this? |
| 0:25.7 | There's got to be something else I can do, right? |
| 0:31.2 | The D-Class subject, a willowy white guy with a badly receding airline, |
| 0:35.9 | pleads his case as three of us haul him toward the containment cell door. |
| 0:38.5 | I have hold of his right arm with my gloved hands. His words are slightly muffled, thanks to the hazmat suit I wear. The two other guards, |
| 0:45.5 | Camacho and Ron Hell, are also wearing hazmat suits. The D-Class subject, whose name I don't |
| 0:52.0 | know, is wearing a pair of bright orange shorts and |
| 0:55.1 | nothing else. When he doesn't get an answer from any of us, he keeps it up. |
| 1:00.0 | I've always been nice to you, right? Always followed the rules. I've never seen you before today, |
| 1:06.2 | Run Hell says. Well, check my record. It's spotless. I'm good at cleaning. I can clean for you. |
| 1:13.2 | As he speaks, he swivels his gaze away from Ron Hell, whose face is like a stone wall and toward mine. |
| 1:20.4 | I meet his eyes through the faceplate, and the fear I see on them cause a pang of sympathy. |
| 1:26.5 | You'll be fine, I tell him. |
| 1:28.5 | This isn't one of the bad ones. Just stay calm, and everything will be okay. |
| 1:33.3 | He doesn't believe me. Now, I don't blame him. |
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