Birthing Animals

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2017

⏱️ 43 minutes

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In which our heroes become impregnated, carry a living being inside them for nine months, only to discover that they have given birth to something shocking as we discuss birthing animals.Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.com Twitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradio Website: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Jackson: twitter.com/AlldogsaredeadZoe: twitter.com/zoesanspants

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0:00.0	Sanspance Radio. I'm playing Mario Kart as Baby Bowser on Hyrule Circuit.
0:05.7	Just got out by a piranha planet.
0:09.2	Hey everyone. More In-Ear presents Plumbing the Death Star UK tour with Adam News while Jackson plays Mario Kart in the background.
0:17.0	How you going, Jack?
0:17.9	I'm doing fine.
0:18.8	That's good. We've just announced our Nottingham show, and there's still about 15 tickets left to our Manchester one. So head on over to sandspanceradio.com slash live to grab your tickets today. Unfortunately, everything else is sold out. We are looking to add some matinee shows where we can. Just follow us on Facebook and Twitter for the most up-to-date
0:37.7	information as we still have our London, Cardiff and Belfar shows to announce.
0:42.2	For you Londoners that do want to see us, just make sure you keep October 1st free.
0:47.6	You winning, Jack?
0:49.1	I'm winning, but I'm running out of battery real quick. I'm going to eat shit soon. Hey, everybody. I'm keeping it in. Hey, hey, everybody. Welcome to this week's episode of Shut up a second. I'm Jackson Bailey. I'm Zoe Bellotta. And I'm Cass. And today's topic is giving birth to animals. But if you're a human. Yeah, not animals giving birth. Well, it's fine.
1:12.1	Giving birth to animals. Animals being birthed.
1:22.6	You've got the hypothetical. This is all based on a hypothetical, so he just thumped us with in the chat one day. No, I got, I got sent this by someone. Oh, it's not even yours. It's not even my, I wish it was mine. Fuck, did I save whose name it was? Probably should have. All right, yeah. Probably should have. Probably, this is, it looks like a, hold on, yeah. Here we go. From Claire, has sent us an email and she just, she's just asked us and I thought it was great. And we're going to bring it to shut up a second. It's a whole fucking episode. So she said that her and her friend Elizabeth always have a question that they argue about, which is, if you had the technology to give birth to animals, would you? Do I...
2:01.6	Any animals?
2:02.6	Um, they say dog or cat, but I'd like to say any animal.
2:06.6	What's an animal that's got the most expensive fur?
2:09.6	Chinchilla.
2:10.6	Mink, ermine?
2:11.6	Chinchilla.
2:12.6	Chinchilla.
2:13.6	Jay Z wraps about chinchillas.
2:15.6	Does he rap about wearing them or saving them?
2:19.0	Wearing them.
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