Birthdays, Existential Crises & Cheaters Rebranding Themselves
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 23 March 2026
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
What starts as birthday talk turns into a full existential spiral real quick.
In this episode of The Rizzuto Show, Lern plans a wholesome birthday at a cat café (yes, really), while the rest of the crew somehow invents “The Glitter Box” and immediately regrets it. But things take a hard left when Rafe drops a brutally honest thought about siblings, death, and who ends up alone—which sends the entire show into a surprisingly deep (and slightly unhinged) discussion.
Then it’s time for Sexy Time Fun Facts, where nothing is safe. Ashley Madison tries to rebrand itself as a “privacy-first” dating app (LOL), a shocking stat about people knowingly spreading STIs gets everyone fired up, and the crew debates what actually counts as cheating in 2026. Spoiler: flirting with a barista might cost you your relationship… or save you money on landscaping.
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| 0:00.0 | Rizzuto. |
| 0:02.0 | So, Moon's birthday was on Friday. |
| 0:06.2 | He's down at Disney. |
| 0:09.8 | He's down at Disney. |
| 0:10.8 | Your birthday's coming up on Saturday. |
| 0:12.3 | Yes. |
| 0:13.4 | 41. |
| 0:15.6 | What are you doing? |
| 0:16.6 | Big plans? |
| 0:17.3 | I do. |
| 0:17.6 | I'm hitting the town. |
| 0:20.1 | I have some things do in the morning. |
| 0:21.1 | And then I will be going to... To Thunderhead, a tribute to Rush. No, I will not be going there. They're great, but I'm not doing that. I'm going to a cat cafe with a new friend, and we're going to paint. And then we will be going to dinner at a new place with our husbands. What a perfect evening. A cat cafe. Perfect evening. |
| 0:36.5 | Are you going to the glitter box? |
| 0:38.4 | It's actually, it's in St. Charles. |
| 0:39.7 | I've never been to such place. |
| 0:40.8 | I don't know where it is. What a perfect evening. A cat cafe. A perfect evening. Are you going to the glitter box? |
| 0:39.7 | It's actually, it's in St. Charles. |
| 0:51.8 | I've never been to such place. I don't know where it is. The glitter box, like it's a booby bar, only it's cats. Nope. Oh. Nope. Don't worry about it. What's the glitter box? I don't know. He just made up a name. Like the litter box? It's not like litter box. |
| 0:52.7 | You know, the glitter box would be a great name for like a cool strip club. |
| 0:56.7 | It was a name. Like the litter box? Like litter box? You know, the glitter box would be a great name for like a cool strip club. It was a good attempt. It's Monday, Scott. They do put cats everywhere else. Might as well with the boobies. The only strip bar you're guaranteed to get some. Oh. Yep. The marketing rights itself. |
| 1:11.4 | We were talking about, you know, birthdays. |
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