Welcome to the Bob and Sherry Show with Bob.

You know, I was just thinking that you're exactly right.

I should learn from that, but of course I won't.

And Sherry.

Here to point out your little tics and oddities since 1990, whatever.

And now broadcasting from four remote bunker locations, it's Bob and Sherry.

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And as Bob said, yeah, it's not some fancy thing, but it works.

And that's what's the most important.

I hope everybody had a good Memorial Day weekend.

We had kind of a quiet weekend at home, decided we wouldn't go anywhere. We were just kind of

mixed it up a little, huh? Yeah. I had read an article on some travel website about how to have a virtual Memorial Day vacation. So let's say that you

decided that you live in the middle of the country and everything's landlocked, but you want to

have a beach vacation. So what you were supposed to do is spend the entire weekend wearing like beach vacation clothes and sitting out in your yard or on your deck or whatever with a frosty drink and pulling up an image of the ocean on like your iPad or phone so that you can look at the ocean and hear the ocean while sitting on

your deck and just close your eyes and imagine that you're there. I read the same article.

It was in the New York Times. And then you could pretend that you want to go to, I don't know,

Mount Fuji in Japan and you'd go to Mount Fuji.com or whatever and they might have some sort of

video and you could just sit there and watch it.

Nice idea, but no thanks, because I don't think that's really going to work.

Did you notice that the New York Times dropped its travel section?

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