Birthday Surprises, Dog Drama & the Quest for the Perfect Moon
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 30 March 2026
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
This episode starts like a normal celebration… and immediately spirals into the kind of chaos only The Rizzuto Show can deliver.
We kick things off with birthday week overload — because apparently one day isn’t enough anymore. There are surprise gifts (some thoughtful, some aggressively confusing), fancy dinners that make you feel like an adult for five minutes, and the slow realization that once you hit your 40s, your ideal birthday gift might just be canceling plans and staying home.
Then comes the real emotional rollercoaster: dog birthdays. Not just any dog birthday — we’re talking about a 20-year-old puggle potentially breaking world records. The stakes? Unnecessarily high. The pressure? Completely self-imposed. The vibe? Equal parts wholesome and slightly stressful.
From there, things get weird. Like… really weird.
We dive into the latest food trends, including the absolute madness of putting yogurt in coffee (who hurt you?), and break down some of the most unhinged baseball stadium foods ever created. Pizza donuts. Brisket desserts. Milkshakes that double as a cry for help. America is doing too much, and we’re here to judge it.
Somehow, that leads us into airport panic logic, where everyone is showing up five hours early like it’s the apocalypse, and then straight into gas price conspiracies that make you question everything you thought you knew about fueling your car. Are we being scammed? Probably. Do we understand how gasoline actually works? Absolutely not.
And because this is a funny podcast, we wrap it all up with moon talk, random science facts, and a surprisingly real conversation about training your brain to not spiral into negativity — which is ironic, considering everything else we talked about.
It’s messy, it’s ridiculous, and it’s exactly what you expect from a daily comedy show that thrives on chaos.
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| 0:00.0 | Rizzuto |
| 0:01.7 | Rizudo |
| 0:02.8 | Hey! |
| 0:06.2 | Good morning, everybody. |
| 0:07.5 | Hi, Moon. |
| 0:08.7 | Hi, Learn. |
| 0:09.7 | Hi, birthday, girl. |
| 0:11.1 | It's still your birthday week, so. |
| 0:12.7 | Oh, God, no, make it end. |
| 0:13.9 | That's over. |
| 0:14.6 | What? |
| 0:15.1 | You, of all people? |
| 0:16.3 | No, it was great. |
| 0:16.9 | It was great. |
| 0:17.7 | It was great. |
| 0:17.9 | It was great. |
| 0:18.0 | It was great. |
| 0:20.1 | It was a whole weekend. |
| 0:20.2 | It was great. It was great. It was great. I just had like, it was a whole weekend. It was great. We don't need it anymore. Happy anniversary, boy. Thank you. It's my anniversary week. We're going to keep doing it. Thank you. Happy birthday. Happy birthday your dog. Ken Scott anniversary. Allison posted a big thing about the pregnancy. Yeah. And then your birth, and then your dog had a birthday. Yes. It's a heck of a month for you. Which got more likes. Ooh, good question. Good question. Here we go. The royal baby or a seven-year-old dog. Go find out. It's a family competition. Yeah. Good morning, everybody. This is the Rizz is back in New York. He's dealing with some family stuff. Nothing, you know, no big deal. don't worry about him. He'll be back in just a couple days, but we'll hold down the fort and enjoy ourselves. But I do want to talk about the weekend. You had a birthday weekend, so I'm assuming you all did something. Yeah, so Friday we went to Robin and Maplewood with Bill and Missy Ryder, Bill Ryder, the Urge, name drop, and we have fancy dinner club, and so we had this on the books for a while. And Bill and Missy just had a birthday as well. So everybody at the table got a birthday cake. Yeah, both of them. They have back-to-back birthdays like in the middle of the month. Double name drop. |
| 1:28.9 | That's a name. |
| 1:29.9 | Drop. |
| 1:30.3 | I got you. |
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