Birthday Surprises, Confederate Cash & The Yip Yip Capital
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2026
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Moon’s birthday is coming up, so naturally The Rizzuto Show decided to celebrate early… and by “celebrate,” we mean hand him Confederate money, a deeply personal coin collection tribute, and a card that somehow manages to be both heartfelt and wildly inappropriate at the same time. It’s the kind of thoughtful chaos you only get from a group of grown adults who absolutely should know better.
From there, things spiral exactly how you’d expect on a comedy podcast. The crew dives into a round of “3 & 5,” where listeners attempt to name three things in five seconds—and somehow, that simple concept completely unravels. We’re talking missed layups, confident wrong answers, arguments with the hosts, and at least one moment where it feels like reality itself glitches. If you’ve ever yelled at your radio during a game, congratulations—you’re about to feel seen.As the game continues, we get debates over pizza toppings, confusion about movies currently in theaters (spoiler: nobody knows), and a surprisingly passionate breakdown of fruits with pits. It’s the perfect storm of quick thinking, slow thinking, and absolutely no thinking at all. This comedy podcast thrives in that sweet spot between “we’ve got this” and “we absolutely do not.”
Then, because the show refuses to stay in one lane, we pivot into a discussion about National Sloppy Joe Day, the mysterious “Yip Yip” sandwich, and whether certain regional foods should even exist. Throw in some hockey talk, steakhouse flexing, and a full-on debate about cream spinach, and you’ve got a comedy podcast episode that somehow covers everything and nothing at the same time.
It’s messy, it’s ridiculous, and it’s exactly what you signed up for.
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| 0:00.0 | Rizzuto. |
| 0:02.0 | So, Moon, you're out for the next couple of days, so you're out tomorrow and you're out Friday. Yeah. And your birthday's on Friday. That's right. We're going to miss your birthday. That's why you're letting me off. Also, he shows in Texas, right, with the band Goldfinger. Yeah. That's fine. Golfinger. |
| 0:21.4 | That is a gentleman. |
| 0:22.6 | You know, my wife would be very opposed to this, celebrating your birthday early. So, hey, happy birthday, buddy. Got you some things. Oh, why would you do such things? Well, because. It's not like huge. It's very kind. We didn't do like much. It's a big birthday. Here. It's not. |
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| 2:20.5 | What do you got there? |
| 2:20.9 | Wow. |
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