What is up daddy gang? It is your founding father Alex Cooper with call her daddy.

Daddy gang welcome back to another episode of Call Her Daddy. I am so excited. I

decided it's another solo week. I feel not refreshed. I was about to see I feel great I don't feel fucking great I'm so hung

over I have an ear infection I'm fucked up because I just got back from celebrating my

birthday in Miami and when I say I got I got back, I'm not home actually.

I'll explain that in a minute.

Where the fuck am I?

I was just in Miami celebrating my birthday.

I had too much fun.

And I know I've said everybody that keeps their birthday going for a week I fucking hate you I hate myself too it just so happened that people I was seeing different people throughout the week and we were having different parties and it was very fun. I had some old friends with me.

Actually one of them is in the room. Pan to my right, Lauren is here. I just don't want to go home. So Lauren and I are still together but we had a wild time. I went to 11 for the first time in my life. If you guys have never been to 11, neither have I, okay?

And I had a full experience. I show up and it's basically a full club and strip club if that makes sense.

So we show up and the first person that comes up to me works there and she's like daddy

I'm such a big fan.

I love the show.

Can I give you a massage?

It's so cool, you guys, these women give people massages.

And I'm like, oh my God, no, like I have chronic neck pain.

Like I don't want to, I'm like, such a loser. I'm like, so sorry you know I have chronic neck pain herniated

disc like you don't want to touch my back and then I see Lauren in the corner just like

taking shots I'm like but my friend Lauren would like a fucking massage so Lauren sits her

ass down and starts getting the most sexual massage they're like going down

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