Birthday Hookup Gone Wrong

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Having a very happy almost birthday, Chris listens to your wildest birthday stories, cracks into some crush confessions, forms a throuple with two callers, learns some things that happened in Vegas that should have stayed in Vegas, commiserates with sad girl birthdays, cringes at nauseous hookups, winces at Bang Energy alcoholic seltzers, hears about drunk-talking to hot guys at a party, wonders about breaking up after cruise vacations, and gets real about anxiety.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:09.7	Oh, wow, that is the taste of being 31.
0:14.0	Hey, everybody, what's up and welcome back to Unhinged.
0:18.0	Cheers, clink, clink.
0:20.1	By the time this is posted, I will officially be 31 years old.
0:25.5	And God, do I feel like I am 31 years old. If you didn't know, my birthday is on November 5th,
0:33.1	which also is election day, which also is very trippy that this will be after that.
0:39.4	And I don't know where we are right now.
0:41.8	But I have a fear.
0:43.8	I know what the outcome of this election is going to be.
0:46.9	And we can't talk about it.
0:48.6	So we're just going to carry on with the rest of the episode.
0:50.5	But in spirit of it being my birthday, I figured this was the perfect time
0:55.8	to have my rampant unhinged citizens call in
1:00.6	and tell me about the wildest or worst birthday story, experience, party, etc.
1:09.2	Now, before we open up the phone lines,
1:12.3	I just want to say if this is your first time tuning in, thanks for joining. And be sure to subscribe to Unhinged with Chris Clemens wherever you
1:16.4	get your podcast. Now, if you're returning, thank you so much for being here again. I'm honored to
1:21.4	truly have people who enjoy listening to this. It really is so fun for me to do. And I love that every episode is so different. And
1:28.4	it's like, good, bad, or ugly, this is what life is, you know? Now, if you love video episodes,
1:33.3	be sure to subscribe to the unhinged YouTube channel, YouTube.com slash at sign unhinge, or just
1:38.8	type in Unhinged with Chris Clemens into the search bar on YouTube. Now, in typical fashion, after we record this episode, we also will be
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