Birthday Bust: Andrew (Formerly Known As Prince) Arrested!

Trashy Divorces

Hemlock Creatives

History, Comedy

4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2026

⏱️ 13 minutes

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It's been a huge day in our Trashy Universe, with what might be the start of real, criminal accountability for a Jeffrey Epstein friend. Finally, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly Prince Andrew, has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office - what Americans would likely call "public corruption" - a charge that could land him in prison for life. Americans may still be fuming about elite impunity over here, but at least in the UK, someone powerful is entering the find-out phase. Want early, ad-free episodes, regular Dumpster Dives, bonus divorces, limited series, Zoom hangouts, and more? Join us at patreon.com/trashydivorces! To advertise on our podcast, please reach out to info@amplitudemediapartners.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, trash pandas, oh good nobles. That no longer a prince, Andrew, Mountbatten, Windsor.
0:18.7	If you have been under a rock today. Yeah, it was quite an exciting morning.
0:22.8	It was an exciting morning. Our little trashy hotline blew up this morning. It is a good day to have a great day.
0:31.0	Sure. So what happened today? Well, it is Andrew's birthday. Yes, former...
0:36.1	66 years old. Former prince. And I'm sure he just wanted to celebrate's birthday. Yes. Sixty-six years old.
0:38.1	Former prince.
0:39.6	And I'm sure he just wanted to celebrate his birthday.
0:41.9	Sure.
0:42.6	But now he is maybe going to be celebrating it with a vat of Momsie Wine.
0:48.9	It really is extraordinary.
0:50.7	It's an extraordinary day in history.
0:52.5	It is the first time a senior royal has been
0:55.9	arrested since King Charles I was going to say is Charles the first the last one.
1:03.0	We also have the throwback to of course George Duke of Clarence, the brother of Fast Eddie 4.
1:09.5	That was a little further back, but really extraordinary.
1:14.2	He's a senior royal arrested.
1:16.1	It hasn't happened in hundreds and hundreds of years.
1:20.5	So this morning, you know, Andrew just probably wanted to celebrate his little birthday.
1:25.5	Who was reportedly, allegedly. he has not been named yet right but
1:33.1	the press the police or like a 66 year old man has been taken in for questioning from his
1:41.3	sandringham home it doesn't leave a lot to the...
1:45.4	Yeah, it's a funny way to...
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