Birthday Boy Goes Hunting for Hobbits

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2026

⏱️ 48 minutes

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In this rousing episode of the Valleycast, Joe and Steve wish Elliott a happy birthday, and Elliott tells them of the time he stayed in the same hotel as hobbits and how... he will never... stop hunting them. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys and girls.

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0:00.0	Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
0:02.0	Before we start...
0:04.0	Oh, there it...
0:06.0	Do da-da-de-da-do.
0:10.0	One-la-da-da-da-da-dra.
0:14.0	And be voted to you We're going
0:26.6	And we're still going
0:30.6	Happy birthday to you
0:33.6	It's still going
0:34.6	Happy birthday.
0:38.3	Thank you,
0:40.3	I'm watching I'm guys. Don't feel like watching movies, so I'll watch people get them instead.
0:57.6	I don't know how it goes.
1:00.1	I think it starts with your show.
1:04.0	Oh my God.
1:05.3	Happy birthday, Elliot.
1:06.9	Steve, did you see when like a month ago everyone was doing the 2016 trend on Instagram
1:12.1	and I put that photo of us at my birthday dinner party a decade ago at the Valley Inn,
1:18.0	the saddest birthday where you took that saddest video of all time of me.
1:22.0	Dude, did you post that video?
1:24.6	I posted. No, I couldn't find the video.
1:26.3	It's just us at the opposite end of the Valley Inn.
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