Birthday Arrest, Renovations & Water-Ma-Trout

The Wittering Whitehalls

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Apparently, a 104 year old woman was recently arrested for her birthday, because that's what she wanted... Perhaps Mr Whitehall would like to celebrate his 85th year in the same way. Plus, living in a house that's undergoing building work and all the goings on from a big event at The O2.

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0:05.2	Yes, Elythery.
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0:16.9	Well, when I was 11, I could never hit the ball.
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