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🗓️ 27 July 2019
⏱️ 1 minutes
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0:00.0 | I was lying there in bed and I was like, oh gosh, I keep getting this stomach ache. |
0:04.0 | And it wasn't until I got out of bed and I was in the bathroom and I was holding on to the side of the bath and I was like, |
0:10.0 | hang on a minute. |
0:12.0 | I was such a dork, I'd like put out some candles. We're playing some classical music. |
0:16.5 | It was all very good, but and then there was me in the middle of the lounge just going, |
0:21.8 | ooh. |
0:24.0 | So she got out what can only be described as |
0:26.0 | the largest knitting needle I've ever seen |
0:28.0 | that went straight into my vagina, |
0:30.0 | basically out of my mouth it was so long. |
0:32.0 | Hi, I'm K K K. basically out of my mouth it was so long. |
0:33.0 | Hi, I'm Klemi Hooper, aka mother of daughters. |
0:36.0 | I'm a midwife and a mother of four and I'm obsessed with childbirth. |
0:41.0 | In my new podcast birth stories, I'm going to be chatting to different guests each week about their own experience |
0:47.6 | talking about the highs and lows of childbirth including all the drugs, guts and surprise poos. |
0:54.4 | I want the epidural right now. |
0:57.4 | The surgeon did lift her up for a second and I saw this tomato red face. |
1:02.2 | It all happened very quickly, but it was fantastic. |
1:07.0 | Subscribe now on your favorite podcast app. |
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