Hi everybody, welcome to Sophia with an F. I am recording from WTF Media Studios based

in Soho, New York. Let's just do a little bit of housekeeping. Subscribe. Subscribe to

this shit. It's going to change your fucking life. That's the energy that I'm going to

start channeling. Okay, last thing, merch. I don't know if you can see because you're

not subscribed, but I am wearing the Sandra Martinelli crew neck right now, which my producer

Yomi. First thing she said to you when I walked in the room, fire. It's genuinely super

cute. The colors, I love it. I don't need to convince anybody if anyone is a little bit

confused though as to why it says S. Martinelli on my clothing. I'm going to give you the

abridged version of where Sandra Martinelli came from. The S stands for Sandra. Okay, the

Martinelli stands for something I about to explain. Basically, I was scrolling Instagram.

I had the biggest crush of my life on this dude, surgeon, super hot, a little bit older

than me, which we know I love treated me like shit. You know I love that. And I was stalking

his ex. And you guys already know the rest of the story. Okay. I double clicked and I

accidentally liked a picture. His ex girlfriend had posted in, hmm, I don't know, 1994. So I

started hyperventilating. No fucking way. Am I going to get caught be this fucking embarrassed

because I knew I knew his ex would tell him immediately. I don't think there's anything

more embarrassing than that. Then hearing from your ex, oh, that girl that you're casually

fucking right now. Yeah, she was balls deep in my Instagram page. No, honey, I am not

going to let it go down that way. So because I am a genius, Albert Einstein level, I decided

to, and this is within 10 seconds of accidentally liking this girl's pic. Okay. I mean, I had

five seconds to hurry and figure out what the fuck I was going to do. I changed my profile

name to Sandra Martin, Ellie. I was no longer Sofia Franklin. I became Sandra Martin, Ellie.

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