Good morning, one and all, and welcome back to Fridays at the damage report with me,

John Eiterola, a slightly vaguely anthropomorphic garbage can and bread or lick.

Brett, how's it going?

I was an anthropomorphic major in college.

I tried everything.

I don't know if no one can see it anyways.

Don't worry.

I tried a whole, I had a whole funny bit that I forgot about until we were about to start,

and it just didn't work out the way I wanted to.

So I apologize to everyone for not just like being super hilarious right now.

I really let everyone down.

And like, next we could have just said hi, John, and that I would have rolled on.

Like, I think you expect the expectations for you a bit, a bit high.

Let's just say the following has happened right before shows on this network.

When anyone makes the mistake of asking me to be on them.

So just now I tried to pull off a bit, could have just gone normal, but it kind of like,

it kind of made me stumble.

So now I'm flailing and trying to, I could have kept it together, you're right.

But instead I'm overcorrecting.

I sat in for Dr. Richie, the beginning of the week.

It feels like two and three weeks ago.

And his opening credit song is a trap beat that makes you want to dab.

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