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Simon Mayo's Confessions

Birds of a Feather & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

51.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Being a cat is tough. I mean, someone's got to block your view of the evening news.

0:05.0

So after a long hard day, my human better bring me a tasty bowl of whiskers.

0:10.0

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0:17.0

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0:50.0

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0:53.4

And we're all animal lovers here in the Confessional.

0:56.6

We have very high standards.

0:57.8

We may laugh occasionally when they do d'aff things,

1:00.6

and they often do.

1:01.9

That's why we get confessions about them but our

1:04.0

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1:08.2

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1:12.3

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1:15.9

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1:20.7

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