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Al & Jerry's Postgame Podcast

Birds in your pants & gas grills

Al & Jerry's Postgame Podcast

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Sports

4.8711 Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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0:00.0

Listen up.

0:01.0

Huh? That means you.

0:02.0

Yes, you. We know you're pointing at yourself. When it comes to Paddy Power Games, we've got a place made for all sorts. From the experts to the Drama Queens. It's me, the JC. The finance bros. Look at those stocks, lads. We'll stick with slots. It's what we're good at. And not forgetting you. Yes, you, the one listening.

0:21.5

Because at Paddy Power Games, we've got all sorts of games for all sorts of trickles. Eligibility rules in terms of conditions apply. Please gamble responsibly. 8 plus gamboloware.com. What's up? It's Draymond Green. I'm back for my 14th NBA season and my podcast of Draymond Green show is back too. This season, I'm breaking down games, reacting to the biggest NBA stories,

0:40.8

and sitting down with teammates, rivals, and culture shapers.

0:44.0

And trust me, I'm not holding back on the court or on the mic.

0:47.1

Two new episodes every week, new segments, big conversations, real basketball talk for the real hoopheads.

0:52.7

Listen to and follow the Dremont Green Show wherever you get your podcast. We're back, we're better. Let's get it. All right, 525. Nice to have you with us. It is a football Thursday. It's like a football every day right here on the fan. There's lots going on today. Yeah, Jerry, I wanted to give you a TMZ headline that I saw. TMB. I haven't looked at TMZ in a while. This is just the headline, Jerry. TMZ headline, man with big bulge busted at border with endangered, endangered birds in his pants. Oh, for a moment. I thought it was Boomer, but he wouldn't have birds in his pants.

1:28.5

He did, you're right. He does have the big bulge. He likes those skin-tight pants to let everybody know he's here. Yeah, here I am. Look at my package, as he would say. Hey, Boomer, is that an endangered bird in your pants? Are you just happy to see me? That's a weird one. Yep. I have heard about that, like people trying to smuggle animals in, in their pants. Is that? I guess because they think you're not going to pat down their weiner. Oh, they pat you down. I've seen Eddie get patted down at the airports. Yeah, we have seen Eddie get patted down. Oh, yeah. I saw a girl the other night get patted down at Newark. Like, you're leaving any clothes on her? I felt, it felt bad for me. She was great about it, but the thing kept going off. She kept walking through the security and kept going off. Now remove your panties. They may have, no. They may have metal in them. They did not do that. You're such a creep with that.

2:21.8

So could you imagine if you were a border patrol what they must see on a daily basis?

2:23.5

I mean, my God.

2:30.7

So I guess the thought here is to bring the endangered bird to sell it for big bucks because it's such a rare find.

2:31.8

Yeah, rare bird.

2:32.9

Okay.

2:33.5

I mean, all right. And there'd be like negotiating in. It's just a couple thousand dollars. I don't know. Listen, I had this bird in my pants for eight hours. And he was pecking at me. I was going to say, what is that thing doing down there? My God. I don't know. You got to make sure it's well fed before you put it in your pants. I would think, Jerry. I would hope so. Otherwise, he's going to be looking to eat. No good.

2:50.9

Here's an interesting My God. I don't know. You got to make sure it's well fed before you put it in your pants. I would think, Jerry.

2:51.6

I would hope so. Otherwise, it's going to be looking to eat. No good. Here's an interesting story about the Florida Panthers. Florida Panthers. This is going to be interesting. There's no reason you would ever bring up the Florida Panthers. This is not hockey related, is it? Well, this is one of these stories where I need more details and I'm not getting them.

3:08.8

Florida Panthers Forward, I too, Leo Starino. Do you know this guy? Not the way you're saying, and I have no idea. I'm saying it correctly. I am sure of it. I didn't see this. So I'm going to put this in news and let me see if I can come up with his name.

3:27.0

Panthers forward. E2. Lusterainen. I don't know. I'm not sure. That's how that looks to me.

3:33.8

Anyway, he was injured in what they are calling a barbecuing mishap. Oh, okay. The hell did he do? I don't know. Maybe he... Maybe he singed his eyebrows when he... What's the stuff in the white bottle? The, like, lighter fluid? Yeah. And then it went up? Maybe. I don't know. Well, he was like, you never do that thing like you have... have you turn the gas on and it's not lighting not lighting and all of a sudden when it catches goes

4:02.0

right up in space have you also ever had when you have uh burgers on the let's say you've got

4:07.5

burgers on the top part of the grates and maybe you're cooking a steak on the bottom i don't

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