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🗓️ 16 August 2021
⏱️ 61 minutes
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I mean, the title is pretty self-explanatory, but I'm guessing since you're still reading - that you need a bit more. Well, the short version is the government replaced every living bird in the US with a drone. And they're ALL spying on us. What do you do if you have a pet bird? If they're all fake, what exactly is an egg? And, perhaps, most importantly - is the apostrophe in "Birds Aren't Real" necessary? We investigate this avian enigma this week. Plus, a certain someone makes his triumphant return to the show (and is subsequently never welcome back), the fellas are recording in the same room for the first time in 18+ months (you'd think it'd be better), and inane Simpsons references are back (see above). All of that and more on the podcast that isn’t sure if birds are real, but idiot robots? We’ve got that covered - Hysteria 51.
Special thanks to this week’s research sources:
Videos
Birds Aren't Real 1987 - https://youtu.be/uXu4_s5nuwhttps://youtu.be/zNtr0RahRqM
“Birds Aren’t Real” Campaign - https://youtu.be/zNtr0RahRqM
Websites
Birds Aren’t Real - https://birdsarentreal.com/
Upworthy - https://www.upworthy.com/birds-aren-t-real-whether-comedy-or-conspiracy-the-movement-explains-the-post-truth-era
B.A.R. Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/birdsarentreal/
B.A.R. Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCehpg0LwXCHYqc2ndwCPFaw
IFLScience - https://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/birds-arent-real-the-hot-new-conspiracy-theory-taking-america-by-storm/
WGNTV - https://wgntv.com/news/birds-arent-real-rolling-rally-makes-first-stop-in-missouri/
Audubon - https://www.audubon.org/news/are-birds-actually-government-issued-drones-so-says-new-conspiracy-theory-making
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0:00.0 | They say I'm disturbed. |
0:02.0 | From city to setting an incredible hysterical panic spread. |
0:05.0 | I think we're getting into a weird area here. |
0:08.0 | Will you tell these fools I'm not trading? |
0:11.0 | This is hysteria. |
0:13.0 | You can't handle the truth. |
0:15.0 | Brain has gone. |
0:17.0 | This is hysteria 51. |
0:21.0 | The truth is out there. |
0:24.0 | But you won't find it here. |
0:26.0 | They're coming for you. |
0:27.0 | Look, that comes one of them now. |
0:31.0 | Welcome in hysteria nation to the podcast that isn't sure birds are real. |
0:38.0 | But idiot robots, we've got that covered this. |
0:41.0 | Is hysteria 51? |
0:42.0 | I know you are, but what am I? |
0:44.0 | We're grateful I'm here. |
0:46.0 | Yeah. |
0:47.0 | Anyway, we are broadcasting from the lower fourth dimension, otherwise known as Chicago. |
0:51.0 | And broadcasting from the very same location for the first time in well over 18 months. |
1:01.0 | From this location is my pleasure to say hello to none other than Mr. Brent Hand in person. |
1:09.0 | It's John, we are actually here. |
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