Birds and Golf with Joe Zimmerman

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Ok backseaters, we’ve always wanted that one friend at a party who knew more facts about one species than your typical human would contain and we GOT HIM today, Give a warm welcome to the most humble and at one-time top 900 nationally rated golfer, Joe Zimmerman! What’s the smartest bird? What’s the dumbest bird? What Bird should we all adore? Who sings the best songs? All of these are deeply considered and more on today’s podcast.

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0:00.0	I'm gonna shock you with some bird takes.
0:02.3	So you're just gonna blow your mind.
0:04.1	Every crow study, it's like, they're using another tool.
0:08.3	Tools.
0:09.4	We get it.
0:11.1	Who's the dumbest of the birds?
0:13.1	Explorers were like, these birds are so dumb.
0:14.8	They keep coming right up to us.
0:16.7	Wanted to be friends.
0:17.8	Isn't that stupid?
0:19.5	So we got there and we just immediately put them all on a spit and ate them.
0:26.3	What's so great about a pigeon?
0:28.3	Oh, I'm glad you asked.
0:31.5	What's one that you hate?
0:33.1	When that bird makes that noise, you go, whew, I want to love you, but I just, I can't.
0:37.6	It's just tough on the ears.
1:00.5	Hey, Hey everybody, welcome to Don't Make Me Come Back There.
1:02.7	We are a funny podcast about family.
1:03.8	My name is Dustin Nickerson.
1:07.1	I'm a stand-in comedian, the host of the aforementioned podcast.
1:11.0	And alongside me in our state-of-the-art recording studio about public square coffee in downtown la mesa california is my lovely wife my co-host my cfo my best friend improv partner
1:20.4	my um my uh we're a two-man improv troupe Melissa Ruth Nickerson.
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