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The Leo & Danny Show

Birds and Bees With Father Odneal

The Leo & Danny Show

Leo Dottavio & Danny Mullen

Stand-up, Comedy

3.5983 Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2022

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys, welcome to the Leo and Danny Show.

0:02.1

Please subscribe if you haven't and please be informed that we do an extra episode every week on our Patreon.

0:07.3

There's titties from last week's episode.

0:10.1

18-year-old titties.

0:11.4

I mean, yes.

0:13.0

They were nice.

0:16.1

Father O'Neill.

0:17.6

Yes, Danny.

0:18.3

You haven't had sex yet, have you?

0:19.9

No.

0:20.4

Look, we like to think of ourselves as the cool uncles. Maybe even the cool dad. You know, that dad that hits on your teacher, you know? How about... I like that dad, too. The guy hits on the teacher? I like that guy, too. The leather Mm-hmm. The guy who shows up at PTA, meanings, reeking of booze.

0:40.1

Exactly.

0:40.7

Cigarette smoking his hair. Yep. That's the guy that I want to be. But that's who we are in many ways. Mm-hmm. And that guy, he's a bit of a teacher. See, when a kid wants, when a kid wants to know what it's like to have

0:56.7

sex or what the act is, or if he's got questions, you need to teach him. You know, it's the birds and

1:01.8

the bees, right? Absolutely. We aren't going to be as irresponsible as the father who shows up at the

1:08.9

PTA meeting, reeking of gin. Right. We don't want to be that guy. We don't want to be the guy who pulls up at the PTA meeting reeking of gin.

1:11.1

Right.

1:12.0

We don't want to be that guy.

1:16.4

We don't want to be the guy who pulls you out of school because the father grabbed the teacher's ass and now it's this whole legal thing and he's got he's got to move to a

1:19.7

different district.

1:20.5

We want to be somewhere in between.

1:22.5

So instead of having sex with a girl in front of you, some dads, they might tell their son, hey, wait over there by the laundry hamper at 3 a.m. tonight, pop out, and I'm going to show you something. Oh, yeah. And then the father brings a girl home for the bar and fucks her. That's the most effective way to learn. I think so, Leo. I think the only way to get a good sexual education is to see it

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