This is bird noir. I'm Michael Stein. Private eye.

The other day, the mayor of Bricksville called me in a bit of a bind.

Michael this is an upstanding town a town with pride in itself.

It's a charming little place, Mayor.

So imagine my surprise to find several dozen giant bird punks

loitering on top of city hall and they keep vandalizing the place with their

vomit vomit michael giant punks, eh?

Sounds like you've got vultures on your hands.

I've got a soft spot for vultures.

As a P.I, I'm a bit of a scavenger myself.

Well, my constituents certainly aren't wild about them.

I know.

Vultures get a bad rap, and it sounds like they've chosen your roof as a nice vantage

point for their nightly roosting spot. But the good news

is they're doing a public service for Bricksville. Those old scavengers are scooping up

roadkill, keeping the environment clean and preventing the spread of disease.

Why I say, that's a good value for the taxpayer.

If they're damaging the roof, you can use effigies or loud noises to discourage them. But try

contacting your local wildlife agency first.

Thanks for the tip, Michael.

Just goes to show that even when birds seem like unsavory characters, they might be here to help.

I'm Private Eye, Michael Stein. you're

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