This is Bird Noir.

I'm Michael Stein, Private Eye.

Wild turkeys are real city slickers nowadays strutting around parks and lawns, but sometimes they act a little strange.

Hi Michael, I'm a problem.

John Benjamin here.

It's Turkey he won't leave my car alone.

Your car?

Yeah, I just chased them off.

A big male Tom turkey showing off his tail feathers.

He was tapping his beak on the car for hours.

Ouch!

Oh my God, hold on, he's back back he's circling the house and staring at all the windows is this turkey hunting me michael

Probably not what do you think the tom sees in your windows?

Uh my terrified face?

He sees his own reflection.

While turkeys are breeding, and the Tom's are looking out for rival males.

His mirror images on the shiny car in the windows look like another

turkey. You're kidding. Is there anything I can do? Sure, just cover up your car and

coat your home's windows with some soapy water to make them less reflective.

That way your car stays safe and the turkey stays focused on courting.

My favorite cases are the ones that end well for both the people and the birds. I'm Michael Stein, private eye.

Michael, he got in the car, he's driving my car away.

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