Bird Thieves and Cruising For Climate Change

We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

News, Science, Society & Culture, Culture, Comedy, Internet, Pop, Games, Gadgets

4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2021

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Birds are criminals. Obviously. But science has found even more proof. Also: climate change is a problem, and cruise ships are a huge part of that problem. BUT WHAT IF WE MADE A CRUISE SHIP TO COMBAT CLIMATE CHANGE? AND filled it with billionaires? Checkmate, thinking people.

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0:00.0	So yeah, yeah, I'm with unlimited streaming, I guess.
0:19.9	It's my thesis statement for 2020 and 2021.
0:23.2	This is we have concerns. Hi, Jeff Kanada.
0:25.4	Hi Anthony Carbony. Hello concerned citizens. I hate to do it.
0:32.8	I absolutely hate to do it. What are you going to do?
0:36.1	The hate.
0:38.3	Jeff, we got to talk about birds.
0:41.6	Oh, come on. Again, fucking talk about birds, man.
0:45.9	I'm sorry. You hate to do it. I hate to do it.
0:49.9	These I hate to give them attention because that's what they want.
0:52.8	It's all they want. That's what they crave.
0:55.6	That's what they're looking at me. Look at me. Look up here. Look up here.
0:59.0	Look at this fun, look at this fun, funny shit that I'm doing. I'm a bird.
1:03.2	I'm a bird. Look at me fly majestically in the sky. Don't you wish you could?
1:07.3	Don't you crane your neck up to look at me soaring above you as I laugh?
1:13.3	And then on top of it, not only do they rub our noses
1:18.2	in their magical superpowers, but they're also
1:21.6	horrible, horrible pranksters.
1:25.5	Oh, don't get me started on the pranks.
1:29.5	You ever seen a bird and a bag lunch?
1:35.0	Oh, just take that right out of your hand, that bird.
1:37.4	They will snatch the snow snatch your bag lunch like a bully at a school yard.
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